Hello Lovelies,
I hate finals.
Cool story, Amber. So do thousands of other humans.
Alright, alright. Let's make this a little more bearable shall we?Finals in a nutshell
Stage 1. Denial
"Hmm...finals? What are finals?"
Stage 2. Avoidance
Thank you Heath Ledger for teaching me about the art of avoiding all my problems.
Stage 3. Depression
Trust me girl we've all been there. Eat the chocolate....chocolate soothes everything.
Stage 4. Acceptance
Some people just want to see the world burn.
Stage 6. Mad Cram Sessions
"I just....need....the printer..."
"So many words.....so much effort..."
"Alright number 1 done....time for a nap."
Stage 6.5 Two Words: Library. War-zone.
"OMG, Mom. I almost died today....mhmm...mhmm...AT THE LIBRARY."
"OPEN CHAIR...MINE!"
Stage 7. All Nighters
"But....Test...Tomorrow...."
"What do you mean those aren't a thing????"
"Mom? Is that you?"
"Why didn't I go to study sessions?"
"When did we ever learn that?!"
"Go to college they said. It'll be fun they said."
Stage 8. FINALS DAY
"I honestly don't even know what I wrote."
"Wait....IT'S ALREADY TUESDAY?! My test is in an hour.... *hysterically sobs"
"Must.... get.......to.....wait...Where was I going again? Oh, right....finals."
"Mom, please let me drop out..."
"Why did you put everything on the test that I didn't study?"
"Well.... I tried right?....and I wrote my name....That has to give me some points, right?"
"Wait....THAT TEST WAS 80% OF MY GRADE?!"
"I tried, Mom."
Stage 9. It's Over
"Sleep....I need sleep.....WAIT.....IT'S OVER!"
